"Um, I despise avocado. It’s the only food I dislike, and I dislike it passionately. Which is ironic, because I’m Cuban, and my dad grew up with avocado trees in his backyard. My whole family eats avocados like crazy, but I can’t stand them."
— Ted Cruz (who not only hates nature’s perfect food but also does not understand how to properly use the word “ironic”)