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February 28th
7:52 PM

Shit Rick Santorum Says

In case anyone was confused, napkin ≠ paper towel.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

November 16th
6:57 PM
"How do you say ‘delicious’ in Cuban?"
—  Herman Cain
2:48 PM
"I’m not supposed to know anything about foreign policy. Just thought I’d throw that out."
—  Herman Cain
November 10th
3:13 PM

The Ging didn’t get his nap that day. Or ANY day, apparently. #crankyging

November 9th
7:44 PM

Rick Perry - “Oops”

Just, wow. Also, someone please remix this immediately.

October 31st
12:55 PM

Herman Cain - Bad Lip Reading

"All you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt!"

October 17th
2:25 PM

Herman Cain Sings About Pizza to the Tune of “Imagine”

This makes it all worthwhile.

(Apparently filmed at the 1991 Omaha Press Club show, according to the Omaha World-Herald.)

October 11th
5:21 PM
Please, please: won’t someone start a @GingrichWattle Twitter account?

Please, please: won’t someone start a @GingrichWattle Twitter account?

October 10th
4:41 PM
"I think of all of the candidates that are running in this race, I have been very vocal about this. I would reinstate the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. It worked before and what it says is the issue of sexuality is one that doesn’t come up and people aren’t allowed to be open about it because the United States military is unique, it’s not a social experiment."
—  Michelle Bachmann, on a conference call with the Faith and Freedom coalition
September 27th
3:33 PM

Rick Perry: The Bad Lip Reading Edition

"What’s GOOD is to get these GOATS for our COMPUTER INDUSTRY."

Amazing.